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| Some silly haiku I've written. |
Edgar Allen Poe Asleep upon the sidewalk Why's he not snoring? Westerns I'm such a hero, Riding into the sunset-- D'oh! Hit the backdrop. They may be just blanks But they still hurt a lot if You eat too many. Wearing a big hat Ensures that the bad guy has No problem aiming. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy I'm Slartibartfast; I helped make the Earth, Mark II-- Didst like the fjords? It says "Don't Panic" In large friendly letters, yes, The Hitchhiker's Guide. Vogon poetry: I'd rather chew my arm off Than listen to it. |