Star Trek: The Space Opera

Introduction, to the tune of "Look Down"
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All
Beam down, beam down--transporters energize!
Beam down, beam down--
Sulu
The red-shirt always dies.
Chekhov
This world does not conform to class-M specs
All
Beam down, beam down, Lieutenant Smith is next
Kirk
Please notify his next of kin, McCoy
All
Beam down, beam down, this ensign was a boy!
Scotty
When I get leave, my ensigns die, just for plot!
All
Beam down, beam down, your duties will not pass
Bones
Goddammit, Jim, he died from poison gas!
All
Beam down, beam down, the Captain points to you
Beam down, Beam down, here comes another Crew--

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All lyrics copyright 2000 Devon Apple and Dominick LaLicata.
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Names and characters have been used without express permission for purposes of parody.