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Dislike the Airport

Griping about various aspects of airline travel.

Click here for the lyrics to the original song.
Airplane pilots
Work for pirates
Big corporate suits
Stick us with higher rates
Waiting standby
People pass by,
I'll be growing roots
At the boarding gates

All i ever hope for
All i ever wish for
Is just to go home
Airplane travel
Is such a hassle
Please just let me go home

Prices rising
How surprising
Rates are too immense
Unaffordable
Dirty strip malls
Litter the halls
Boredom too intense
In the terminal

All i ever hope for
All i ever wish for
Is just to go home
Airplane travel
Is such a hassle
Please just let me go home

I hate the airport

Dominick LaLicata, June 2000

Unless otherwise credited, all parodies Devon Apple 2015
Original songs and lyrics used without permission for purposes of reference.
Like they care.

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