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Enjoy a variety of song parodies by myself and my best friend.

New Parodies

Shoggoth - a parody of "Sugar" by Maroon 5
Kung Fu Vogue - a martial arts parody of "Vogue" by Madonna
Cruel Llama - for those who can't stand the muppet-necked beasts, here's a parody of Bananarama's "Cruel Summer"

Miscellaneous Parodies

Pretentious Gothic Chicks in Silk and Lace - Parody of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts' Club Band" by The Beatles. Not intended as an actual criticism of things Gothic.
Star Trek: The Space Opera - Star Trek meets Les Miserables
Face Pincher - a Kids in the Hall sketch
Gravity - a parody of the Bee Gees song "Tragedy"

Consumer Parodies

Dislike the Airport - musing on air travel to Depeche Mode's "Enjoy the Silence"
Whine About the Machine - griping about consumer electronics to Rage Against the Machine's "No Shelter"

Food Parodies

Drinking a Grandé Mocha - parody of Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca"
Personal Pizza - parody of Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus"
Drink Some More - an alcoholic parody of "Ilka Moor," a nice, traditional English Renaissance Faire song featuring death, waterfowl and resurrective cannibalism.

Cinematic Parodies

Hotel Coruscant - Star Wars to the tune of "Hotel California," tracing a young man's journey with an aging hippie into strange religions, a mind-altering new universe in which man and world are unified, a bit of smuggling, and a bad guy that looks like a gigantic, wicked 'shroom. Bad trip, man, bad trip!
Join the Dark Side - The Dark Side wants YOU; a Star Wars parody of Matchbox 20's "Real World"
All Dead - story of Army of Darkness and Evil Dead 2 to the tune of Smash Mouth's "All Star"

Spooky Parodies

Vox Animi - a poetic reply from the afterlife to Sarah McLachlan's song "Vox"
Morphine - a Lovecraftian parody of Coleridge's unfinished poem "Kubla Kahn"
Necromantic - a somewhat violent and twisted parody of Beastie Boys' "Intergalactic"
Blue Tomb - Yet another sepulchral parody, this time to "Blue Moon," the Hart/Rodgers song immortalized by Elvis. Egads...
Must Eat Brains Now - Parody of "How Soon is Now" by the Smiths--you know, the one the theme song to "Charmed"? Where the vocalist whines "I am hu-man and I need to be luh-uh-oved"....

Unless otherwise credited, all parodies © Devon Apple 2015
Original songs and lyrics used without permission for purposes of reference.
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