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| Parody of "How Soon is Now" by the Smiths, on their Meat is Murder album Incidentally, this would be the 4th undead-related parody I've done. I'm neither grim, dark, nor moody (well, not "moody" per se, but "normal" moody, sure). I giess I just think the undead are funny. Thanks, Mr. Raimi. Incidentally, some company named Savante-Garde has put out a cute little card game called "Gother Than Thou." It's very amusing. There should be an option for making up your own cards, but it's still a lot of fun. You must pick it up if you see it. Click here for the lyrics to the original song. |
I am become The undead I'm a creature that eats human brains for dinner I am become walking dead I'm not very particular Scream all you want I've got all day There's no hope for you anyway I'm a zombie and I need to be fed Just like the other undead I am a corpse I'm aware I've a notion that I look a little vulgar I am a corpse, I don't care No, I'm not very particular Scream all you want I've got all night You're much too weak to really fight I'm inhuman and I need to be fed Just like the other undead Grab a club, if you think you're strong You could be a hero and rescue the girl But you know, that you'll stand all alone And you'll scream all alone And you'll run home, and you'll cry And you all will die When you run you're gonna trip and fall And I will follow leisurely See, you will die before the day's dawn And all your hope is gone Scream all you want I've got all night You're much too weak to really fight I'm a zombie and I need to be fed Just like the other undead Devon Apple, February 23, 2001 |