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Must Eat Brains Now

Parody of "How Soon is Now" by the Smiths, on their Meat is Murder album

Incidentally, this would be the 4th undead-related parody I've done. I'm neither grim, dark, nor moody (well, not "moody" per se, but "normal" moody, sure). I giess I just think the undead are funny. Thanks, Mr. Raimi.
Incidentally, some company named Savante-Garde has put out a cute little card game called "Gother Than Thou." It's very amusing. There should be an option for making up your own cards, but it's still a lot of fun. You must pick it up if you see it.


Click here for the lyrics to the original song.
I am become
The undead
I'm a creature that eats human brains for dinner
I am become walking dead
I'm not very particular

Scream all you want
I've got all day
There's no hope for you anyway
I'm a zombie and I need to be fed
Just like the other undead

I am a corpse
I'm aware
I've a notion that I look a little vulgar
I am a corpse, I don't care
No, I'm not very particular

Scream all you want
I've got all night
You're much too weak to really fight
I'm inhuman and I need to be fed
Just like the other undead

Grab a club, if you think you're strong
You could be a hero and rescue the girl
But you know, that you'll stand all alone
And you'll scream all alone
And you'll run home, and you'll cry
And you all will die

When you run you're gonna trip and fall
And I will follow leisurely
See, you will die before the day's dawn
And all your hope is gone

Scream all you want
I've got all night
You're much too weak to really fight
I'm a zombie and I need to be fed
Just like the other undead

Devon Apple, February 23, 2001

Unless otherwise credited, all parodies Devon Apple 2015
Original songs and lyrics used without permission for purposes of reference.
Like they care.

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