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"Ilka Moor" is a lovely song which the St. Cuthbert ladies often sing at the Renaissance Faire.

This is an alcoholic parody of that song.


Is there some brandy left for me?
I'd drink some more of that
Is there some brandy left for me? x2
I'd drink some more of that--
Please pass some more of that--
I'd drink some more of that.

This bottle is not empty yet
Let's pass it round again
This bottle is not empty yet x2
Let's pass it round again--
Come, have a drink, my friend--
Let's pass it round again.

We need some booze--we're almost out
A beer run, if you please
We need some booze--we're almost out x2
A beer run, if you please--
I'm begging on my knees--
A beer run, if you please

Let's get some Guinness at the store...
Could someone else please drive?
Let's get some Guinness at the store... x2
Could someone else please drive?
I'm way too smashed to drive--
Could someone else please drive?

Don't let's forget to score some Scotch
We need some more of that
Don't let's forget to score some Scotch x2
We need some more of that--
I'd buy some more of that--
We need some more of that.

Can we afford a single-malt?
Let's get some if we can
Can we afford a single-malt? x2
Let's get some if we can--
Not blended, understand--
Let's get some if we can.

No, Jaegermeister just won't do
I won't drink that again.
No, Jaegermeister just won't do x2
I won't drink that again--
It tastes like medicine--
I won't drink that again.

(optional non-DEA-compliant verse)
This will be just enough for us
Could you spot me some cash?
This will be just enough for us x2
Could you spot me some cash?
I'll share some of my stash--
Could you spot me some cash?

That's how we'll all get really pissed (drunk)
On Guinness, scotch, and more
That's how we'll all get really pissed x2
On Guinness, scotch, and more--
We'll fall upon the floor--
On Guinness, scotch, and more.

Devon Apple, February 21, 2001

Unless otherwise credited, all parodies Devon Apple 2015
Original songs and lyrics used without permission for purposes of reference.
Like they care.

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