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| This is a parody of Smash Mouth's
"All Star," which appeared in the film "Mystery Men." The films being summarized are Sam Raimi's "Evil Dead 2" and "Army of Darkness," two cult film classics. Did I ever tell you I got Bruce Campbell to call me a "pontificator"? Click here for the lyrics to the original song. |
Professor Knowby got turned into adobe, Translatin' from the Book of the Dead We were thinking we were toast As we listened to his ghost Telling us how to banish the undead Well the Evil Dead come and they won't stop coming Shotgun is full and the chain-saw is running They turned my girlfriend to demon food And stole her soul, which I thought was rude She bit my hand--it grew some claws So I cut it off with a chainsaw The Book of the Dead has a spell To send the undead back to Hell CHORUS Hey now, got a shotgun & a chainsaw, Let's go! Do you want a little, no I didn't think so! But can we hold out that long? Hear the demons shout "Dead by dawn!" To defeat them, Annie reads from the pages; The demons flee, but I'm in the Dark Ages There's a pit of death -- I get tossed in it But I kill the ghouls with my chainsaw and split it With my boom-stick the locals were impressed As was Sheila who came to me scantily-dressed The wise men tell me to get back home Get the Necronomicon and say a damned poem CHORUS I found the right book but the magic words mistook And so an Army of the Dead did appear I said 'hey! You send me back! I don't care if the undead attack I got your book, get me out of here!" But my evil twin and his undead kept coming Henry the Red and his soldiers came running My evil twin turned my girl undead Revenge for when I blew off his head Gunpowder blazed and people died Thank God Henry's men were on our side Together we beat the attack And so the wise men sent me back CHORUS to end |