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| This is a parody of "Intergalactic,"
by the Beastie Boys, invented very, very late one night during an AD&D game,
with the help of lots of processed sugars... Click here for the lyrics to the original song. |
Undead-collecting Necromancer, Necromancing undead collector (He's draining your levels x4) Don't you tell me to yield You stick around I'll see your fate is sealed Got zombies and ghouls at hand, concealed I got ghosts and wraiths in your battlefield Spreading dread, I said My skeletal commandos will break your head Don't you clerics dare to turn my undead, I'll slay you all when my evil words have been said If you battle me I'll make you dead People stepped to me but they all fled You've got swords, you're well-read, But fight with me, and you'll soon know dread, I got barrows through which you'd best not tread; If you don't surrender I'll take your head See me here in my throne of red, Wallowing in this bloodshed Undead-collecting Necromancer, Necromancing undead collector Ghouls and spectres, I've got more, Step into my dungeon, I've opened my door, When it comes to magics, I'm top-drawer I like my minions oppressed and poor, Juju zombies quicker than the zombies of yore, Too quick to be quelled, too def to deplore, To my noble side you would implore, To leave your town alone, to invade no more, There is no plea that I would fall for Gonna reap the spoils of war Keep invading cause I'm hard-core, Got a boon from my god for boils and sores When it comes to genius, y'all is poor Fall before my spells and my undead corps Another dominion to battle for Undead-collecting necromanc-or Undead-collecting Necromancer, Necromancing undead collector From the Negative Material Plane Summoning shades with my arts arcane The wraiths and spectres spreading bane Draining levels and hit points that you won't regain I enjoy inflicting pain Also known to disgrace the slain Raising dead I've been called inhumane Necromancers are somewhat in- sane My undead legions feel no pain Step from the altar with a nice blood stain I could raise the corpse of Charlemagne If you try to conquer my domain I will feast upon your brain You'll weep to your gods, but it's all in vain There is no one can stop my dread Campaign Undead-collecting Necromancer, Necromancing undead collector I'm draining your levels, see ya Devon Apple, April 3, 2000 |