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| "Hey, Elvis, we want you to star in an Egyptian classic... whatcha think?" "Hey, baby, is it 'Antony and Cleopatra'?" "No, King, it's called 'The Mummy'" "Aw, man, I guess I don't get a harem..." "Umm, let me talk to the screenwriters..." Click here for the lyrics to the original song. |
Blue Tomb Wherein I rest all alone Without my kidneys or heart, With gauze across every bone. Blue Tomb Filled with my riches and splendor, The stuff that tomb thieves break in for, The folks I built all these traps for And then there stealthily appeared somebody A thief who needed to be told How dumb it is to wake a sleeping mummy When you creep in and try to steal his gold Blue Tomb I raised a sepulchral moan I tore the vagrant apart And smashed his head with a stone Blue Tomb Now I'm no longer alone, I have his kidneys and heart And he has found a new home-- Devon Apple, August 10, 2000 |