| "Hey, Elvis, we want you to star in an Egyptian classic... whatcha think?"
"Hey, baby, is it 'Antony and Cleopatra'?"
"No, King, it's called 'The Mummy'"
"Aw, man, I guess I don't get a harem..."
"Umm, let me talk to the screenwriters..."
Click here for the lyrics to the original song.
Wherein I rest all alone
Without my kidneys or heart,
With gauze across every bone.
Filled with my riches and splendor,
The stuff that tomb thieves break in for,
The folks I built all these traps for
And then there stealthily appeared somebody
A thief who needed to be told
How dumb it is to wake a sleeping mummy
When you creep in and try to steal his gold
I raised a sepulchral moan
I tore the vagrant apart
And smashed his head with a stone
Now I'm no longer alone,
I have his kidneys and heart
And he has found a new home--
Devon Apple, August 10, 2000