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Kung Fu Vogue



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Vogue, Vogue
Vogue, Vogue

Practice your flow
Practice your flow
Come on, vogue
Let your body flow through the katas!
Hey hey hey!
Come on, vogue
Strike a pose in your fighting form!?
You know, you can do it
Look around; everywhere you turn is ninjas
They’re everywhere that you go
You run, try to hide until this passes,
But they will find you, you know
When kung fu fighting is your destiny
And the bullies have become a blight
I know a place where you can learn to fight:
It’s called a dojo, and here’s what it’s for, so
Come on, vogue
Let your body flow through the katas!
Hey hey hey!
Come on, vogue
Strike a pose in your fighting form!?
You know, you can do it
All you need is some real determination
A sensei busting your hump
Look within, say goodbye to trepidation
Get crackin - don’t be a chump
It makes no difference if you're yin or yang
If you're a boy or a girl
If the dojo’s thumping, it will give you new life
You're a wushu star, yes, that's what you are, you know it
Come on, vogue
Let your body flow through the katas!
Hey hey hey!
Come on, vogue
Strike a pose in your fighting form!?
You know, you can do it
Strike a pose in your fighting form!?
You know, you can do it
Focus, forms and quiet
Not just kicks and being violent!
Soul is in the kata flow
That’s where I feel so spiritual
Rational, animal,
So get into that dojo!
Come on, vogue
Let your body flow through the katas!
Hey hey hey!
Come on, vogue
Strike a pose in your fighting form!?
You know, you can do it
Vogue, vogue
Vogue, vogue
A move
A move
Vogue, vogue
Vogue, vogue
Training’s where you find it
Move to the katas
Vogue, vogue
Training's where you find it
Go with the flow
Praying Mantis, T'ai chi ch'uan,
Five Ancestors, Bafaquan,
Shaolin Kung Fu, Ng Ga Kuen,
White Crane, Leopard, Zi Ran Men.?

Shotokan, Karate-Do,
Give it time, reap what you sow,
Kuk sool won, aikido
Judo, Shuai jiao, Tae kwan do
They had style, they had form
Bruce Lee was a one-man storm
Jackie, Sammo, Jet Li too
Kung Fu masters: we love you!?
Students, line up in your gi
Earn your belt, improve your chi!
Don’t just stand there: let’s get fighting
Work the forms - it’s so exciting
Vogue, vogue
Vogue, vogue

Let your body move through the katas
Ooh, you've got to just
Let your tension go with the flow
Ooh, you've got to

Let your body flow through the katas
Ooh, you've got to just
Strike a pose in your fighting form!?
Ooh, you've got to

Let your body move through the katas
Ooh, you've got to just
Let your tension go with the flow
Ooh, you've got to

Let your body flow through the katas
Ooh, you've got to just
Strike a pose in your fighting form!?

Devon Apple, 2012

Unless otherwise credited, all parodies Devon Apple 2015
Original songs and lyrics used without permission for purposes of reference.
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