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Personal Pizza

This is a parody of Depeche Mode's hit song "Personal Jesus." Not about death but it is about food.

Click here for the lyrics to the original song.
Your own, personal pizza
Something with extra cheese
Get what you please
Your own, personal pizza
Mushrooms and extra sauce
You be the boss

Sitting at home
And you're all alone
Like a stone
Just pick up the phone
Tell us what you want-o
We'll get it to you pronto
You simply must
Try the cheese-filled crust
(with) Parmesan dust
You'll love it we trust
Thin crust or deep-dish
They're absolutely dee-lish
Good to the last slice
Good to the last slice
Your own, personal pizza…

Onions and meat
That's a spicy treat
Sausage sweet
Whatcha wanna eat?
Pick up the receiver
When you've got pizza fever
No need to quiver
You know that we deliver
Good to the last slice
Your own, personal pizza
Good to the last slice

Devon Apple, May, 2000

Unless otherwise credited, all parodies © Devon Apple 2015
Original songs and lyrics used without permission for purposes of reference.
Like they care.

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