Parody - Join the Dark Side

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Join the Dark Side

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I wonder what it's like to be a Stormtrooper
Yeah, wouldn't it be cool to march around dressed in white
I'd shoot me some Rebels
With big mohonkin' blasters, but I'd fail,
'Cause my head is stuck inside this… pail… this pail…

I wonder what it's like to be a bounty hunter
I wonder how much dough I'd get for hunting folks down
I'd lurk in cantinas
And brunch with wealthy crime lords and their droids
Boy, I'd make those people para…..noid… paranoid

Chorus:
Hey there, listen you, there's a place for you here
Just give in to the hate that you feel deep inside
Strange, yes, but true, Dark is stronger than Light
Just join the Dark Side now, and get a free uniform!

I wonder what it's like to be a big Sith Lord
I bet you'd be impressed that I could kill with my mind
I'd shout at some lackeys
And send my troops across the galaxy
The Dark Side would be just the place for… me… for me… yeaaah!

Chorus:
Hey there, all you freaks, there's a place for you here
Just give in to the hate that you feel deep inside
Strange, yes, but true, Dark is stronger than Light
Just join the Dark Side now, and get a lightsaber, too!

There's still good... left in you
Just look inside yourself you know that it's true
There's still good, just join... with me... and you'd... be free like me

Chorus:
Hey there, listen you, there's a place for you here
Just give in to the hate that you feel deep inside
Strange, yes, but true, Dark is stronger than Light
Just join the Dark Side now, and get a lightsaber, too!

Devon Apple, January 8, 2001

Unless otherwise credited, all parodies © Devon Apple 2015
Original songs and lyrics used without permission for purposes of reference.
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