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| Click here for the lyrics to the original song. |
I wonder what it's like to be a Stormtrooper Yeah, wouldn't it be cool to march around dressed in white I'd shoot me some Rebels With big mohonkin' blasters, but I'd fail, 'Cause my head is stuck inside this… pail… this pail… I wonder what it's like to be a bounty hunter I wonder how much dough I'd get for hunting folks down I'd lurk in cantinas And brunch with wealthy crime lords and their droids Boy, I'd make those people para…..noid… paranoid Chorus: Hey there, listen you, there's a place for you here Just give in to the hate that you feel deep inside Strange, yes, but true, Dark is stronger than Light Just join the Dark Side now, and get a free uniform! I wonder what it's like to be a big Sith Lord I bet you'd be impressed that I could kill with my mind I'd shout at some lackeys And send my troops across the galaxy The Dark Side would be just the place for… me… for me… yeaaah! Chorus: Hey there, all you freaks, there's a place for you here Just give in to the hate that you feel deep inside Strange, yes, but true, Dark is stronger than Light Just join the Dark Side now, and get a lightsaber, too! There's still good... left in you Just look inside yourself you know that it's true There's still good, just join... with me... and you'd... be free like me Chorus: Hey there, listen you, there's a place for you here Just give in to the hate that you feel deep inside Strange, yes, but true, Dark is stronger than Light Just join the Dark Side now, and get a lightsaber, too! Devon Apple, January 8, 2001 |